Guest Article by: Wajahat Ali
American Muslim communities celebrating Thanksgiving with a traditional Turkey feast represents an encouraging sign of integration with American values and rituals.
But, of course, we Muslims fooled you.
Yet again.
You should have known that our baked, brined, and deep-fried masala turkeys were simply veiling our nefarious, anti-American plots to replace McDonald’s arches with minarets and convert the White House to the United Colors of Benetton House.
Pam Geller, our anti-Muslim Paul Revere
However, not all patriotic Americans were gullible and naïve! Nay, some America-holic crusaders, like bloggers Pam Geller and her fearless co-horts, called out our “stealth jihadist turkey plot!” Like modern-day Paul Reveres, they blogged, tweeted and mass mailed our ingenious plot “to submit unassuming Americans to Islam by feeding them halal Turkey” this holiday season. (Halal meat is slaughtered according to Islamic custom, similar to Jewish Kosher laws.)
Our nation’s Cassandra, Pam Geller – the preeminent anti-Muslim blogger and conspiracy theorist aficionado – believes President Obama is a Muslim, illegitimate son of Malcolm X who once went to Pakistan for drugs and jihad. She also uncovered Arabic is not just a language, but actually a spearhead for anti-Americanism. Thanks to her, we discovered radical Islam has infiltrated our government, which is secretly being run by Islamic supremacists. She also accused Muslims of engaging in stealth cultural jihad by wearing their headscarves at Disneyland.
Truth be told, we’ve already converted Goofy. Donald Duck was always our Manchurian candidate. Mickey was the first to turn Benedict Arnold. As for Porky Pig, he better watch out; we’re coming for him next…with our scimitars.
Damn you, Pamela Geller, your anti-Muslim, detective nose is too evolved and sophisticated in sniffing out our dastardly plots!
I guess the feathered, red wattled bird is out of the proverbial bag. There’s no reason to hide the secret any longer.
It’s true. The turkey is our new Trojan Horse.
After spending decades learning to cook and enjoy the famously-dry turkey, we Muslims decided to use the bird to launch our turkey jihad after successfully conquering it in our respective kitchens. We’ve evolved from creeping sharia into states to creeping cholesterol and obesity into American diets. After taking over all the street meat vendors in New York, the Islamization of the turkey bird was inevitable.
Turkey: The Greatest Weapon of Mass Distraction
The Turkey is our greatest weapon of distraction. Even more so than hummus, biryani, shwarmas, kebobs, naans, and Lupe Fiasco.
The fatty bird’s high levels of tryptophan act like a paralyzing agent, causing intense drowsiness and lethargy when Americans overeat on Thanksgiving Day. The ensuing food coma paves the way for The Muslim Agenda to stealthily accomplish its ambitious goal of radically transforming America into a radical Caliphate guided by Sharia law.
Pam Geller, the 21st century’s Velma, uncovers The Great Halal Turkey Conspiracy:
Across this great country, on Thanksgiving tables nationwide, infidel Americans are unwittingly going to be serving halal turkeys to their families this Thursday. Turkeys that are halal certified… [this] is just the opposite of what Thanksgiving represents: freedom and inclusiveness, neither of which are allowed for under that same Islamic law.
Blast her foresight and remarkable sleuthing skills!
In this land of religious freedom, tolerance and pluralism, it is utterly unacceptable – downright un-American, I say – to allow a diversity of slaughtering options for mass consumers! And allowing Turkeys to be slaughtered according to a religious custom similar to Jewish Kosher laws? Shudder the thought!
Indeed, it is more patriotic to consume a steroid-pumped, undernourished, traumatized turkey hurled onto a mechanical conveyor belt – along with thousands of its gobbling brethren – awaiting its rapture under the guillotine of economic efficiency and other profit-maximizing instruments of death.
That, my friends, is truly the American way!
Muslims, we’re like the Green Bay Packers
But, even American superheroes like Pamela Geller can’t stop our momentum. Muslims are like the current Green Bay Packers of fifth-column, culinary stealth jihadists– we’re on a hot streak!
First, we infiltrated America by creating a hot, Lebanese American beauty pageant named Rima Fakih who won Miss USA and stole the tiara from the infidels. Then, we installed a biracial man with Kenyan roots in the Oval Office, who happens to be a practicing Christian that celebrates Easter, accepts Christ as his savior, and has yet to step foot in a mosque during his three years as President. Moreover, he drinks alcohol and publicly eats bacon. Indeed, the hallmark traits of a Muslim President.
Most recently, we have invaded mainstream American television sets with our very own reality TV show, TLC’s All American Muslim. Move over Kim, Paris and Snookie, Arab-American Muslim Shadia is creeping to take over your botox and photoshopped US Weekly covers. According to Pamela Geller’s Justice League of Islamophobes, TLC’s real intention in creating the show is to force “submission to Islam through the hijab.” (Our clandestine plots foiled yet again!)
Halal Turkey Victory: The Icing on the Cake
But this latest victory is the icing on the cake, or I should say, the honey on the kanafeh. Ha!
Who was our mighty warrior leading us to victory, you ask? Our Alexander? Our Achilles? Our Obama? Our Aaron Rogers? The Trojan horse of our stealth victory was none other than the Thanksgiving turkey.
In fact, we’ve been so successful at integrating, we’ve inspired the mega corporation Butterball to become our preeminent stealth jihadist and unleash stealth halal turkeys on unsuspecting Americans and citizens abroad.
After all, what’s more anti-American than introducing a uniquely American bird, Turkey, to new global consumer markets thereby promoting American products, advertising brand names, and stimulating the national economy? That’s downright Communistic!
But, even this is too much for Geller, who is asking for Butterball to be held accountable for allegedly serving Americans unlabeled halal meat. She has created the “Boycott Butterball Turkey” Facebook page.
Even fellow American Muslims are upset! All this time they could’ve purchased turkey at affordable prices from their local supermarkets instead of shelling out extra money for halal-certified birds from their community butchers! How come no one told the rest of them about Butterball’s ingenious stealth halal turkey jihadist plan?
(We have to keep them in the dark. We can’t afford to activate all of our of culinary stealth jihadists at once. Most of them have to live as if they are actually moderate, peaceful, loyal, normal Americans going about their day to day lives dealing with real problems and concerns that are shared by their neighbors, friends and co-workers. Lateral thinking.)
The Muslim Agenda Fortune Cookie
If you’re lucky, you’ll find The Protocols of the Elders of Mecca (or, “The Muslim Agenda”) stuffed in your Butterball turkey this holiday season. It outlines the plans for our next American cultural takeovers. If you look closely, deep inside your Butterball turkeys, there will be leaked cell phone photos of a circumcised Easter Bunny praying towards Mecca right before he hands out Kosher eggs and crescent-shaped chocolates to kids from his Easter basket, which we imported from China.
Apparently he’s also developed an insatiable sexual urge for white female rabbits and has started his own “Hare’s Harem.” Rumor has it he’s been fasting during Ramadan and partying like it was Mardi Gras during Lent.
And, wait until you see what we have in store for Christmas! Red-nosed camels and a Santa Claus named Abu Qhlaws: a hairy, overweight Moroccan man with a bushy beard giving chicken tagine to school kids in the malls.
There’s a rumor that American Muslim families will be giving snickers and tandoori chicken pieces for Halloween. Trick or Treat?
We’ve successfully brainwashed the Tooth Fairy as well. She now wears a burqa and was forced to marry Imam Rumpelstiltskin (Come on, that wasn’t a shocker, right?). Instead of replacing children’s teeth with coins, she now places small Qurans published in Saudi Arabia under their bedroom pillows. She also sprinkles fairy dust on the children, consisting of turmeric and zaatar.
The battle of the absurd, paranoid, and demented is thankfully yearlong and not contained to seasonal limitations. This Thanksgiving, however, please do enjoy your Turkey, whether it be kosher, halal, vegan, vegetarian, American or even foreign.
To appease Pamela Geller and company, just please make sure your dead, cooked bird is tasty, America-holic and not a radical, stealth agent of jihad. Just to be safe, stab the bird a few times Pulp Fiction-style with the baster. Because, after all, you can never really know and you can never really be too sure.
Wajahat Ali is a playwright, attorney, journalist and humorist. He blogs at Goatmilk and is the author of the award-winning Domestic Crusaders. He will be basting his halal turkey in America-holic juices this Thanksgiving.
November 24th, 2011 at 4:12 am
Thanks for writing this piece and publishing it on LW, Wajahat. I really enjoyed it.
Readers, how many of you agree with me and would like to see more articles by him on LW?
November 24th, 2011 at 4:16 am
I loved it. We all know how big of an idiot Gellar is, but I loved how Wajahat Ali addresses the issue with some good humor. He’s taking us back through Gellar’s dumbest moments in a great montage.
November 24th, 2011 at 4:29 am
Haha. This is epic. What about mentioning Lupe Fiasco?
November 24th, 2011 at 4:37 am
That is one bad arse turkey
. No wonder every president lets them go instead of killing them, they know they will not be able to kill Rambo Turkey 
.
November 24th, 2011 at 4:42 am
ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!
Yes! I agree, add him to your team!
I’m still teary from laughter. I love your writing style! Wicked title as well
This method is so much better than swearing on our mother’s grave that Islam is peaceful.
Oh my goodness – laugh of the day.
This site rocks.
November 24th, 2011 at 5:55 am
laugh a minute. Hope that wench reads this. Not that it will change her thinking(does a beast think?)
November 24th, 2011 at 6:59 am
lol
You should do one of these for every “stealth plot” uncovered…
November 24th, 2011 at 6:59 am
Btw epic drawing of the turkey, im taking it for my bbm pic
November 24th, 2011 at 7:23 am
Wajahat does it again – this is awesome!!!
November 24th, 2011 at 7:23 am
To assimilate Muslims into American society,the TURKY should be relaced with PIG in future on Thanks giving day.It would be fun.Allah will be pleased,no doubt.I liked the funny article.
November 24th, 2011 at 7:24 am
To assimilate Muslims into American society,the TURKY should be replaced with PIG in future on Thanks giving day.It would be fun.Allah will be pleased,no doubt.I liked the funny article.
November 24th, 2011 at 9:14 am
Admin,
Please tell Wajahat Ali he made me lough out loud. I also want to say that I think that, that picture is perfect.
November 24th, 2011 at 9:31 am
Great read!!!
November 24th, 2011 at 9:50 am
I’m still waiting for Geller to realize that, thanks to an overwhelming Muslim conspiracy of not having any restrictions on produce, ALL FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE HALAL! Those sneaky, sneaky Muslims… Remember, if you don’t rub bacon on your artichokes, you’re supporting creeping Sharia.
November 24th, 2011 at 11:38 am
Def. have Wajahat Ali on board LW…..this article just made my Thanksgiving Halaal!
November 24th, 2011 at 11:44 am
Nice one!
i liked it, keep it up Danios and Wajahat!
November 24th, 2011 at 12:03 pm
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That’ll teach us!!!! Pam Gellar is ON IT!
I live here in Michigan & grew up thinking there were Arab communities everywhere, another part of the PLOT!
Us infidels don’t stand a chance I tell ya’.
GOBBLEGOBBLE to everyone, it wouldn’t be ‘Merika without “that part of the family” like the Pam Gellars et al. They can stay right where they are, carving the Turkey, giving thanks that they foiled the Great Jihadist Turkeygate while watching Uncle John get drunk & belt out the entire score to Le Cage aux Folles with his “friend” Michael.
November 24th, 2011 at 12:10 pm
Yes, I concur with Danios, Wajahat Ali is brilliant.
Wajahat, I still havn’t forgotton your Rima Fakih piece, as the secret weapon to usher in the Caliphate, it was the funniest on Loon Watch.
November 24th, 2011 at 12:45 pm
@Truth Seeker:
LOL! The same guy who accuses us MUSLIMS of trying to change American customs, now wants to replace the Thanksgiving Turkey with a Pig!
By the way, I loved this article. Pamela Geller and Robert Spencer deserve to be made fun of, not taken seriously. They have no credentials, they distort their sources, and they continue to write stupid articles as if we even care. LW should have more of these kinds of articles.
November 24th, 2011 at 12:46 pm
@”Truth” Seeker: Btw, does that apply to Orthodox Jewish Americans too?
November 24th, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Argggh! She got us! How did this happen?!
November 24th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Wajahat Ali is an asshole, and I’m sure no one enjoys his writing as much as he does.
November 24th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
November 24th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
It the amount of products with specifically religious markers on them is a sign of who controls the country, then it’s not the Muslims we have to worry about.
November 24th, 2011 at 1:38 pm
@ Truth Seeker,
LOL! I learned not to take you too seriously as I just think you are a troll, who is trying to stir anger in the hearts of LoonWatch readers instead of a rational debate. But let me ask you this: Is your dietary assimilation process only relevant towards assimilating Muslims or does it extend to Jewish-Americans as well? As you you may know Muslim and Jewish dietary laws are ver similiar and Judaism forbids the consumption of pork.
Plus this is not how you assimilate people into American culture. America values pluralism and generally allows each group to pratice their cultural duties and customs as long as they do not interfere with American civil law. The eating of turkey during Thanksgiving is not an obligatory action designated by law. In fact celebrating Thanksgiving itself is not a required action seeing as that many Jewish schools are open during the holiday.
November 24th, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Vegan turkey! Yeah!
November 24th, 2011 at 2:15 pm
This is the first tankgiveing I will be eating butterball as something they add to it make my mother ill.
November 24th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
HAHAHAHA!!!
Spencer and Geller: What a couple of tools…
And what does it say about their readers? lol
November 24th, 2011 at 4:20 pm
@painfullysad:
wow. The fact that you missed every single other comment on the page escapes me. Plus, Wajahat Ali admitted that the Brilliant Pamela “Soup/Turkey Jihad” Geller has exposed the evil Mooslim plot! Does his paraphrasing everything Pamela “Soup/Turkey Jihad” Geller has ever said bother you? That says a lot about loons like you and her.
November 24th, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Thanks everyone for reading. I’m glad you enjoyed the piece. It’s prayer time, pardon me, I have to run. My stealth jihad turkey decided to be the imam of the prayers. Imam Gobble takes his deen seriously.
November 24th, 2011 at 7:54 pm
Of course this article is simply a huge steaming pile of taqqiyah meant to fool the defenders of western civilization into thinking we ARE in fact using stealth jihad turkeys. As a matter of fact Pamela Gellar is actually an undercover dhimmi meant to distract the general public from the REAL creeping shariah ultimate plan!
Wait… did Solid Snake already make this joke?
November 24th, 2011 at 8:11 pm
My God, I can’t believe every one of you are so thin skinned that you’d take someone’s humor seriously. Maybe Geller meant this as a joke, I don’t know. I seriously doubt someone would be so stupid to thing turkeys could have bombs in them.
November 24th, 2011 at 8:58 pm
‘Creeping Sharia’ in Howard County
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/readersrespond/bs-ed-muslim-swimming-letter-20111122,0,310319.story
The Columbia Association’s decision to hold women-only swim times is yet another example of a disturbing trend in this country which forces us all, Muslim and non-Muslim alike, into Sharia compliance. Like the Kudzu weed, which now covers over 7 million acres of the American Southeast, the threat of “creeping Sharia” will adversely and unalterably change the social, cultural and political landscape of this country forever.
Jesse Newbum, a spokeswoman with the Columbia Association said “CA was founded on inclusion.” I’m curious if Ms. Newbum could explain how a policy which effectively discriminates against half the population (men) can be inclusive? Will the CA also be providing female-only lifeguards during these set-aside sessions to further appease Muslim sensibilities?
In the past year we have witnessed Muslim cab drivers at the Minneapolis airport refusing to pick up passengers returning from Napa Valley with wine bottles, Muslim workers at a Target department store refusing to handle pork products and my favorite: Muslim students attending the Catholic University of America suing their school for its alleged failure to provide adequate Muslim prayer rooms (i.e. rooms devoid of those pesky crucifixes). Imagine that! The preeminent Catholic college in the country displaying symbols of its faith! How insensitive can you get?
But I think I may have a solution: Why not have Mr. Raghid Shourbaji, President of the Howard County Muslim Council petition the government of Saudi Arabia to pump in a few more petro dollars and build some ancillary swimming pools next to all those mega-mosques they are already funding.
That way, Muslim women can frolic to their hearts’ delight in their newest burqinis and Neanderthals like myself can relax knowing that the establishment clause of the First Amendment, which prohibits the government from giving proprietary status to any religion, is still alive and well in Howard County….at least for the time being.
As the Muslim population of this country increases, so will their demands, and if the current trend continues, so will our concessions. Anyone familiar with Kudzu knows that this intrusive weed has a nasty habit of killing off any native vegetation by denying it the sun’s light. So too will “creeping Sharia” diminish the light of freedom and equality. We would do well to heed the poet Dylan Thomas’s advice: “do not go gentle into that good night, rage, rage against the dying of the light.”
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I suggest someone write a counter article to this hate piece in the opinion section and sent it in
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/readersrespond/bs-ed-muslim-swimming-letter-20111122,0,310319.story
November 24th, 2011 at 9:40 pm
“Black Venge Says:
November 24th, 2011 at 8:11 pm
My God, I can’t believe every one of you are so thin skinned that you’d take someone’s humor seriously. Maybe Geller meant this as a joke, I don’t know. I seriously doubt someone would be so stupid to thing turkeys could have bombs in them.”
Another one of Black Venge’s “wtf” comments?
November 25th, 2011 at 12:42 am
Wajahat Ali? In MY LoonWatch?
It’s a match made in Sharia–I mean, Heaven!
As they say in the internets: MOAR PLS.
November 25th, 2011 at 1:43 am
Excellent piece. Happy Jihadist Turkey Day!
November 25th, 2011 at 2:35 am
Black Venge on November 24th, 2011 at 8:11 pm says : < My God, I can’t believe every one of you are so thin skinned that you’d take someone’s humor seriously. Maybe Geller meant this as a joke, I don’t know. I seriously doubt someone would be so stupid to thing turkeys could have bombs in them"
Lol,
@Black Venge, those following words bellow was said on November 22nd, 2011 at 11:30 am, I'll let you gess by who, ok.
Were those words meant to “humor” us? Was the person who wrote those words expected us to be “thick skinned” because he was “humoring” us? Was that a “joke”?? If not, then how come someone could be sooo supid to think halal operations “add” poisons to the food that “affect” the mind?. Or how come someone could be so doubly stupid to think halal animals slaughter means “basically skinned alive while semi-conscience”? Or how come someone could be so stupid to think anti-Muslims fascist geller is shedding light on anything except on her clinical paranoia and dark hate-filled soul. So tell us your pick, cause either you were joking and we can laugh about it, or you must be one of the dumbest excuse of a human being, and we can laugh about that too.
November 25th, 2011 at 3:12 am
@Black venge
Here is the following words that was said on November 22nd, 2011 at 11:30 am and i’ll let you gess be who.
Halal is not the same as kosher. In halal operations, poisons are added to the food. These poisons affect the mind. Also the animal is needlessly brutalized with a knife from a slaughterer. While the animal is in semi-conscience, it skinned, basically skinned alive. Pamela Geller is shedding light on corporation that not only abuse the poor, have sold America down the river but is pandering to multicultural globalist.
So were you “humoring” us with those words??
BTW, fascist geller is PART of that multicultural structure, she happens to be “Jewish”. But more importantly EVERYBODY in America, Australia, Canada is PART of that multicultural structure, YES even the “white” anglo saxon Americans, Canadians, Australiens, safe for the aboriginal natives. So if you’re not happy being apart of inherent from the start multicultural America, then go back to your ancestral home.
November 25th, 2011 at 11:15 am
Black Venge on November 24th, 2011 at 8:11 pm says : < "My God, I can't believe every one of you are so thin skinned that you'd take someone's humor seriously. Maybe Geller meant this as a joke, I don't know. I seriously doubt someone would be so stupid to thing turkeys could have bombs in them."
Lol,
@Black Venge, those following words bellow was said on November 22nd, at 11:30 am, I'll let you guess by who, okey.
< " Halal is not the same as kosher. In halal operations, poisons are added to the food. Those poisons affect the mind. Also the animal is needlessly brutalized with a knife from a slaughterer. While the animal is in semi-conscience, it skinned, basically skinned alive. Pamela Geller is shedding light on corporations that not only abuse the poor, have sold America down the river, but is pandering to multicultural globalist"
So were those words meant to "humor" us? Was the person who wrote those words expecting from us to have "thick skinned" because he's was "humoring" us? Was that a "joke"?? If not, then how come someone can be sooo stupid to think halal operations "add poisons" to the food that "affect the mind". How come someone can be doubly stupid to think halal animal slaughter means: "while is in semi-conscience, it skinned, basically animals are skinned alive". How come someone can be that stupid to think a halal animal slaughterer, who is commanded by God to handle the animal with care for fear of Him, and to pronounce His mercy and name before any act, could "needlessly brutalize" an animal. How come someone can be utterly stupid to think anti-Muslims fascist geller is able at all to "shed" light on anything except on her clinical paranoia and dark hate-filled soul… So either you were "humoring" us when you wrote those words, and even though not funny, we can laugh about it. Or you must be one the dumbest excuse of a human being, and we can laugh about that too. Please let us know which one.
BTW, fascist geller is PART of that multicultural structure, she happens to be "Jewish". But more importantly, EVERYBODY in America, Canada, Australia, IS part of that multicultural fabric, YES even the "white" anglo-saxon Americans, Canadians, Australiens, safe Aboriginal natives. So if you're not happy being apart of the inherent from the start multicultural America, then perhaps you should go back to your ancestral home.
November 25th, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Ok wait, even i haven’t been involved in such a nonsensical convoluted conspiracy theory such as this.
Revolver “Omar” Ocelot: “…after packaging, transporting, and selling these turkeys, phase one will be complete and we will signal THEM to begin phase two!”
Pam Geller (captured in a cell): Who?! Who will you signal!
Ocelot: ‘why my dear friend, none other than…THE PATRIOTS!”
Pam: “THE NEW ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM!”
Ocelot: “NO IDIOT! THE LA LE LU LI LO!!!”
Pam: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
November 25th, 2011 at 4:00 pm
[No, should be fine]–Admin
November 26th, 2011 at 11:42 am
What does this post have to do with Objectivism? Is it because Objectivists would presumably complain that halal is a religious obligation and therefore “mysticism”?
November 26th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Pamela Geller’s website “Atlasshrugs2000″ has very little, if anything to do with Objectivism or even Randroid mental midgetry. It is just some blog where Geller posts about the “evils” of Sharia, rants about Islamic bigotry, without taking into account her own, where she denies, or even justifies recent genocides against Bosnians and Albanians by Serb ultra-nationalists but grills Turkey over the Armenian genocide that happened almost a hundred years ago (and was perpetrated not by Muslims, but by secular Young Turk and proto-Kemalist nationalists) or tries to link Arabs with the Jewish Holocaust.
November 27th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Hi, to Loonwatch Admin, I figured out it was my computer that was giving my the problem, and I didn’t get the chance to fix it yet. But can you please if you can, do me the favor to erase my posts from November 25th, 2011 at 2:35 am, and my post from November 25th, 2011 at 3:12 am? Which mean the first 2 posts in my following 3 posts, ’cause the last post of the 3 just sums up of what I was trying to say, and because I’m sure it seem confusing to readers. Thanks so mutch.
November 28th, 2011 at 11:17 am
this proves that these people can’t be taken seriously, they’re nothing but sad sad people living off the ignorance of people to make a living when they could do something productive (although thats highly unlikely).
November 30th, 2011 at 9:45 am
@ Black Venge
My God, I can’t believe every one of you are so thin skinned that you’d take someone’s humor seriously. Maybe Geller meant this as a joke, I don’t know. I seriously doubt someone would be so stupid to thing turkeys could have bombs in them.
- You mean you hope Geller meant it as a joke, because if she didn’t, then even you would have no choice but to see her for what she really is; a depraved madwoman, drunk on hate.
November 30th, 2011 at 5:04 pm
@Truth seeker
There already is an all American holiday were pig is the traditional main course. It’s called Christmas dinner. You would know that if YOU WERE AN AMERICAN – AHHH HAH! Damn you foreigners trying to foil our all American born plot to Islamicize America. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Sorry but you just can’t out-do all American ingenuity. You see that, now the anti-Muslim’s are out-sourcing their nut jobs.
December 3rd, 2011 at 5:33 am
And I found this… yep about a thousand people will now ‘boycott’ these turkeys thanks to Ms Geller. Well done!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Boycott-Butterball-Turkey/293550330679354
December 4th, 2011 at 7:57 pm
@ Farlowe the Far out
“Vegan turkey! Yeah”
Just like your hero vegan Hitler?
@”Truth” Seeker, hoping you find what you seek
Hindus too?
2 birds with one stone.