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Michele Bachmann Thankful No Americans Died In Sikh Shooting


[Note: For those unfamiliar with “The Onion,” the following is satire–admin]

WASHINGTON—In response to the shooting death of six Sikh worshippers at a temple in Oak Creek, WI yesterday, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) offered a public expression of her thankfulness that no Americans had been killed in the rampage. “It’s a relief and a blessing that not a single American died in this event,” Bachmann said of the incident that claimed the lives of six Americans who practice the Sikh faith. “All of us can be grateful for that. Had the gunman targeted a church or synagogue, this violent act could have been much, much worse. There’s no telling how many Americans might have died.” Bachmann concluded by calling on citizens nationwide to direct all their thoughts and prayers to the family of wounded police lieutenant Brian Murphy, who was shot multiple times while rushing to help victims

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  • CSD

    I also heard she is going to have congressional hearings on the Sikh Brotherhood that has clearly worked its way into our government.

  • HGG

    This is called Poe’s Law:'s_Law

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