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Pam Geller Converts Routine FBI Bulletin Into Warning That Scary Muslims Will Blow Up All Our Oil

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Pam Geller Converts Routine FBI Bulletin Into Warning That Scary Muslims Will Blow Up All Our Oil

by DOKTOR ZOOM

Paranoid anti-Muslim savior of western civilization Pam Geller must go through a lot of undies, considering her ability to soil them at the slightest hint of MUSLIM JIHAD TERROR. Consider this scary headline from Sunday: “FBI WARNS: MUSLIM TERRORISTS PLAN TO ATTACK FUEL STORAGE PLANTS INSIDE U.S.” And her lede is full of I-told-you-so victimhood butthurt, of course.

But remember, sheeple, it’s not the Muslim terrorists slaughtering, bombing and blowing up soft targets that’s the problem. No.

It is the few of us who talk about it. Yes, we are the danger. Confused? Then you are a racist-islamophobic-anti-jihad-slaughtering bigot.

Oh golly, well then, just what exactly is this huge plot that’s going to prove that Pammy Was Right All Along? Oh, it is this story from Reuters:

U.S. officials have warned energy companies to be on the alert for “potential terrorist activities” at fuel storage plants but there were no immediate threats, an oil industry group told members on Friday

The Petroleum Marketers Association of America told members the Federal Bureau of Investigation “is concerned about terrorists attempting to purchase or steal fuel from a bulk plant to use in a weapon of mass destruction.”

We see! So it’s actually a warning about basic security type stuff? And it doesn’t seem to have said anything about Muslims? But… but Pam Geller said that the FBI was warning about an attack that’s exactly like the takeover of that Algerian BP refinery in January:

Fuel storage attack plans mimic the jihad attack on the BP gas complex in Algeria where Muslim terrorists kidnapped 600 hostages targeting infidels from Western nations, America, too, while all the Muslim captives were released immediately, of course. The remaining foreign hostages were slaughtered.

SCARY! And they’re planning something like that here? Of course they are! Pam is vindicated! Let’s see what terrifying plots the FBI is warning of:

The PMAA said it sent members a message on Friday after the FBI handed out the warning at an energy conference last week ahead of the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on New York and Washington …

The PMAA message to members said the FBI warned fuel marketers should be on alert for new customers who are not from the area, drivers who are not familiar with truck or vehicle operations, and people who store fuel in unusual locations or containers.

A PMAA official said the FBI wrote the alert last year. “It is not for any recent activity just a list red flags to alert bulk plant operators of suspicious activity,” the official said.

So the FBI noticed that the petro industry was having a conference and sent them a YEAR-OLD reminder about general security measures, because people filling up drums with racing fuel in the back of a Ryder Truck might be a concern? Well, that’s still something to be worried about, very very worried… Worried all the time!

Also, in a nice bit of timing, while researching this piece (so far as googling “BP Algeria” is research) we learned that the company that ran the Algerian refinery had really crappy security. So, uh, there’s a parallel, we suppose. Maybe they were getting ready to move to Texas.

So yes — A “stay alert” memo sent to a business conference is a warning that Muslim Terror is headed to an oil plant near you any day now, so BE SCARED OF MUSLIM JIHAD!!1! Also, when we were in the airport this weekend, we heard a recorded announcement about not leaving bags unattended, so maybe we should send Pam Geller a tip about the imminent threat of Muslim terrorist airport attacks that the FAA told us about.

[Atlas Shrugs Reuters]

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  • Jekyll

    Woow! This thing is going to far…dry part, sweet JEaSSUS…[vomited in my mouth]

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  • RD Sultan

    Perhaps we can have a judge approve a mental health warrant so we can take her to Bellevue Hospital.

  • Reynardine

    If you mustn’t leave bags unattended, Pam needs a constant escort.

  • Reynardine

    A course not.

  • Nur Alia binti Ahmad

    I would comment on the ‘dry’ part, but I won’t.

  • Nur Alia binti Ahmad

    sometimes the truth is just ugly…simple as that.

  • Talking_fish_head

    Thank you now im mentally scarred for life, i can never remove these images from my mind

  • Nur Alia binti Ahmad

    Seeker…
    Where you go wrong here is using Pam Geller, honour and woman in the same sentence.
    Remember, she sees you as less than human. She would slice you to little bits in front of your mother, just to torture her.
    That is not a human being to me. Not everything that walks and talks is human.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Speaking of Wonkette, after following the link to the original article, I noticed that LGF regular “Vicious Babushka,” left a comment,

    http://wonkette.com/528766/pam-geller-converts-routine-fbi-bulletin-into-warning-that-scary-muslims-will-blow-up-all-our-oil#IDComment720972573

    which included this link to a tweet by someone who goes by the name, Niraj Warikoo @nwarikoo on twitter.

    https://twitter.com/nwarikoo/status/378621531137404929

    Maybe we should look into it, and tell Pamella Geller, just for the LOLs!

  • CriticalDragon1177

    LOL!

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Amago,

    Doktor Zoom Rocks! I love that guy. He’s one of Wonkette’s best writers.

  • Seeker

    C’mon sis ! We don’t cast aspersions on a woman’s honour no matter who she is. That is something sacred according to Islam.
    Dissing on her intelligence level, now that, I would say is something else and definitely valid in this case.

  • Heinz Catsup

    “Also, when we were in the airport this weekend, we heard a recorded
    announcement about not leaving bags unattended, so maybe we should send Pam Geller a tip about the imminent threat of Muslim terrorist airport attacks that the FAA told us about.”

    Do it!

  • Guest

    Beauty lies within… twitter account ^_^

  • Yausari

    You literally can do that now. It’s not a joke.

  • Yausari

    Responses from those who read her blog.

  • mindy1

    Ugh, who would want to buy her D:

  • mindy1

    If she were anymore paranoid I could make her into a case study for psychology today

  • Reynardine

    Sells herself where? A dry goods store?

  • Jekyll

    Can I take that job ? I mean the fact Islam is an inherently evil religion is good start….

  • Jekyll

    Oh snap! No yu dinn’t it!

  • Nur Alia binti Ahmad

    Geller wears undies?
    I mean women who sell themselves to the highest bidder on an almost hourly basis would find it unproductive to put them on and take them off.

  • RD Sultan

    Might Geller actually be a secret Muslim whose aim is to create sympathy for Muslims (and coverts to Islam) by being an Islamophobe?

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