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Three Terrifying Moments in the History of ‘Allahu Akbar’

Nice compilation by NY Mag.

Three Terrifying Moments in the History of ‘Allahu Akbar’

John McCain and Lindsey Graham have finally found something they disagree about. Two weeks ago, McCain insisted to Fox & Friends derp-machine Brian Kilmeade that, no, “Allahu Akbar” is not something only terrorists say. “For someone to say ‘Allahu Akbar,’ it’s about as offensive as someone saying, ‘Thank God,’” McCain said.

Undeterred, Kilmeade tried again this morning with South Carolina senator Lindsey Graham, who differed with McCain for probably the first time ever.

“When somebody yells ‘Allahu akbar’ in the Middle East, I duck,”  the senator said on Fox News radio.

“It’s not like, ‘Hey, how you doing Lindsey,’” he said on Fox News radio….

“’Allahu akbar,’ I associate with a war chant,” Graham told host Brian Kilmeade. “It’s not exclusively owned by al Qaeda. I’ve seen people kill al Qaeda guys and yell, ‘Allahu akbar.’”

Lindsey Graham, in fact, is correct. Allahu Akbar is a war chant.

Here’s a video of former Knick Larry Johnson repeatedly declaring war on NBC sportscaster Jim Gray after hitting his famous four-point shot in 1999:

Here is an arm wrestler declaring war on his opponent after a victorious arm-wrestling match:

And here is a Syrian man declaring war on a father and child as they tearfully reunited after the recent chemical gas attack:

Chilling stuff. Muslims will declare war on just about anyone, for any reason.

Here’s another one I found, this is the terrifying UK-Yemeni boxer Prince Naseem:

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  • Aasim

    I suppose Graham in a way is right about saying Allahu Akhbar makes you want to duck (or at least look like ducking), why I think so because of Salat, where the call of prayer sometimes says Allahu Akbar and Muslims praying sometimes bow (which in a way looks like ducking).

  • Jekyll

    Was that a series or what. It was like the first time we could afford television lol, but man the knicks gave it all. Ironically I ended up liking not only the Pacers but the Spurs as well.

  • Mehdi

    Looks like I spotted your true secret religion: the knicks

  • GaribaldiOfLoonwatch

    It would’ve been sweeter if you said “As a fan of Da Bulls!” 🙂

  • El Cid

    Getting your grove back…just saying.

  • Mehdi

    As a Bulls fan, I can’t help but hate the knicks, but I’ll say this was fun to see from Grandma Johnson!!
    But still, you gotta admit that the “Allah akbar” shout would have been so powerful coming from Reggie Miller!!!

  • Talking_fish_head

    It really shows how people were more accepting of muslims before those morons attacked new york.

  • Talking_fish_head

    Im not crying, It was those damn ninjas cutting onions again :'(

  • Tanveer Khan

    The Syrian father one was pretty emotional.

  • GaribaldiOfLoonwatch

    I remember that game between the Knicks and the Pacers, as well as the interview with Granmama Johnson!

  • Solid Snake

    To be fair I would get scared of that Muslim arm-wrestler too.

    Also, Naseem used to come visit his cousins down the block from my house. He was pretty famous until he fell off.

  • mindy1

    NNNOOOooooooo sports jihad D:/sarcasm

  • Reynardine

    And I’ve said something of the kind over garden produce as well. Especially Kadota figs.

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