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Allen West Pretty Sure Bowe Bergdahl’s Dad Made The White House A Mosque


Allen West Pretty Sure Bowe Bergdahl’s Dad Made The White House A Mosque


By Doktor Zoom (Wonkette)

OMG you guys! Disgraced former torturer Allen West, super-patriot and Muslim-Hunter extraordinaire, has been tipped off to some earth-shattering proof of Muslim perfidy and scary creeping — or galloping! — sharia law! After spending the weekend calling Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl a “deserter” and hinting that there’s something “nefarious” about his release from the Taliban, and about Bergdahl’s father, Bob Bergdahl (who apparently doesn’t hate Muslims enough at all), West has revealed a “bombshell”: Bob Bergdahl spoke Arabic at the White House! Not only that, but he pretty much made the White House a holy Muslim shrine by doing that, according to a very smart person who emailed Allen West.

West says that he got an email from Clare Lopez, a “former CIA operations officer” who knows all sorts of stuff about Islam and the Middle East, and who is a personal friend of one Allen West. Lopez completely blows the lid off a huge cover-up, he says!

She emailed me this morning a very poignant analysis that only someone knowing language and Islam could ascertain. She wrote:

“What none of these media is reporting is that the father’s (SGT Bowe Bergdahl’s father Bob) first words at the WH were in Arabic – those words were “bism allah alrahman alraheem” – which means “in the name of Allah the most gracious and most merciful” – these are the opening words of every chapter of the Qur’an except one (the chapter of the sword – the 9th) – by uttering these words on the grounds of the WH, Bergdahl (the father) sanctified the WH and claimed it for Islam. There is no question but POTUS knows this.”

Folks, there is a lot to this whole episode — like Benghazi — that we may never know. And this is not conspiracy theory, it is truth based upon Arabic and Islamic dogma and tradition.

Is America going to continue to let Barack Hussein Obama invite parents of rescued POWs to the White House and claim it for Islam? This is not a conspiracy theory, this is genuine honest-to-god disloyalty to America. Or maybe — and we’re going to go out on a limb here — it’s a routine phrase in Muslim Prayer that doesn’t actually have any magical power whatsoever, except perhaps the power to freak out wingnuts.

Get ready for a lot more of this idiocy, folks; somehow, the fact that Bowe Bergdahl’s dad is sympathetic to Muslims has also been Very Big with the Stupidest Man on the Internet. Here’s how terrifying Bob Bergdahl is: He said a phrase in Arabic, and then OBAMA HUGGED HIM! That just doesn’t wash off, you know.

Be afraid. Be very afraid. And while you’re at it, maybe you should buy some more guns.

[Allen West / Gateway Pundit]

Follow Doktor Zoom on Twitter. He only hugs people who say certain phrases in French. Like, “Royale With Cheese.”

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  • Mehdi

    Masterpiece indeed

  • The greenmantle

    Great film .
    I think Peter Sellers at his best

    Sir David

  • Heinz Catsup

    So wait a minute. If the White House is a mosque now, does that mean that everyone who works in there must be forced to convert in order to keep their jobs (except for Mr. Obama, of course ;)) while also forced into doing things like wudu and praying 5 times daily to Mecca? :p

  • Rizwan

    Boykin: We are intimidated.

    Let me say I have six grandchildren and three of them are females and I must tell you, I am greatly concerned about the day coming when they will be wearing burkas. That’s how serious I consider this threat.

    Dobson: Are you serious?

    Crane: That’s not just extreme?

    Boykin: I am very serious.

  • mindy1

    pretty 😀

  • GaribaldiOfLoonwatch

    Read that the other day, very good read.

  • Mehdi

    Trying to nag me? :)
    Have fun…

  • Ilisha


  • jameyfan

    If these Republicans really wanted Obama out of the white house they could simply call him a “war criminal” for droning innocents violating their rights, allying against brutal dictators only to later overthrow them and continuing on with unnecessary expensive wars; or call him a “torturer” for keeping Guantanamo opened and allowing force feeding, incarcerating innocents, violating prisoners’ rights and allowing torture of prisoners to continue; or a “traitor” for betraying our own innocent fellow Americans by spying on us using our own money in the guise of finding “terrorists”. But no instead the Republicans want to demonize Muslims which most sane people are not buying for MONEY. Does West even buy the crap he sells? Does he not care how stupid he looks?! He apparently has no dignity nor self-respect! Our gov’t. has become so corrupt and our fellow Americans have become so passive that all they talk about is right vs. left instead of the realities of what’s really happening.

  • Mehdi

    Holy cow!!! Noooooooooooooooooooo

    And his twitter picture is inspired by a Dr Strangelove character, he’s nuts :-)

  • Mehdi

    Nice place, enjoy!!

  • The greenmantle

    One does wonder if this guy is on drugs . If not he jolly well should be .
    If Dr Zoom only hugs people who speak french then Mehdi and I should be very careful :-)
    Sir David

  • Ilisha

    Check out the green flag here….Muslims reclaiming Cadiz? :-)

  • Ramey. E

    What is the big deal if Berghdal was a deserter? In his email he claims that being in the war and the firing line opened his mind To realize why he was there. If he served and decided that the reasons were dishonest and that he was sacrificing his life and potentially ending other lives for an unjust reason, I’d label him more as a great human for keeping his humanity and empathy whilst refusing to fight for a fruitless cause.

  • Anonymous

    If only we can use this stupidity as a power source, we can power the entire planet for generations.

    Seriously though, this sounds like a bad Saturday morning cartoon

  • JamesKalima

    If this is the quality of CIA officers they have, no wonder they bungled both Iraq and Afghanistan and thank God for that!

  • Yausari

    He’s on to us… rolleyes*

  • Yausari

    not if I can help it. by getting there last

  • bukhari
  • John Smith

    According to Allen West, there is no reason why it couldn’t.

  • mindy1

    Har har. If I enter a building and say the shemah prayer can I claim it as a synagogue?

  • madams12

    Not sure if Loonwatch allows posting of links but here’s the RollingStone link:

    Explains and answers almost any question one might be asking today though written 2 yrs earlier.

  • madams12

    If interested in reading an excellent comprehensive look at the Sgt Bergdahl and family…visit Rolling Stone search for MICHAEL HASTING’S outstanding lengthy piece written in 2012. He did not miss a thing…every aspect of his life and mindset…I found the article thorough, humane and fascinating examination of how wrong everything has been micromanaged except what the command should have been truly overseeing. As you may remember, Michael Hastings, journalist extraordinaire, ‘suicided’ himself when his Mercedes went out of control last year. Rest in peace Michael Hastings.

  • Reynardine

    Contemporary logs by the Taliban who captured Bergdahl described him as being captured, weaponless and with his pants down, in the latrine. That does not sound much like willful desertion to me.

  • mindy1

    ZOMG Obama invited the parents of a POW to the White house D:/sarcasm. While the conduct of Bowe may be iffy(allegedly he was deserting, not been proven 100 %) Obama did the right thing by rescuing him. I think the tweet by his dad showing support for the Taliban is what is striing people as odd, considering what happend to his son. Hopefully this will be soon be sorted out.

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