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Stephen Colbert Warns of Muslim Vampires

Stephen Colbert

I love Stephen Colbert, the man is a genius! He talks about another instance of Islamophobiapalooza. This time dealing with a rural Muslim community being told by scared residents to dig up the bodies in their cemetary because you know the only thing scarier than a live Muslim is a dead one.


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  • Bass

    Nuts again. Not available in the UK.

  • Mohammed Abbasi

    Not just the vampires I here there are Zombies out there also and werewolves…

  • Dehnus

    “Who btw is listed as “Siiinggglleeeee” ” hahaha

  • Yursil

    I mean, he makes it to Olbermann’s Worst Person in the World and he’s not on loonwatch????

  • Yursil

    Why isn’t Bob McCartney a featured loon?

  • Biz

    He is awesome! I can’t wait to go to the march “To Keep Fear Alive.”

  • Stephen G. Parker

    Thanks for posting those Comedy Central clips occasionally. I generally can’t resist sending them to at least a few of my relatives and friends. We need to relieve the tension created by the vicious accusations of Islamophobes, and good humor like that provides just the relief we need.

  • DrM

    Funny considering Muslims whacked ol’ impalin’ Vlad.

  • Imad

    The solution is obviously for Muslims to stop dying.. And I honestly think that one day either Stewart or Colbert (I like Colbert a lot better btw) will endorse loonwatch.. It just seems a lot like them

  • Khushboo

    LOL Love him almost as much as Stewart!

  • mindy1

    @Rhianon-it might. Colbert is just tooo funny 😉

  • NassirH

    I’m guessing Robert Spencer is now officially part of Team Jacob.

  • Rhianon

    OMG! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long long time. One question, though. Does that bacon turtleneck also keep Jewish vampires away?

  • jawad

    Definately going to Stewarts and Colberts rally on Oct 30th. Just wish i had a loonwatch t-shirt to wear there.

  • NassirH

    I vaant to zuck your blood!

  • Les

    A bacon turtleneck.. lmao

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