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KKK Member Designed Muslim-Killing Death Ray (Video)





We know. You’re already lost. Why would a KKK member want to help Israel? What is a Death Ray? These are fair questions.

Glenn Crawford is a 49-year-old General Electric employee from Galway, an upstate town located outside of Schenectady. He’s reportedly a member of the tea-party group Americans Demanding Liberty and Freedom and of the United Northern & Southern Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. With the help of at least one accomplice, and perhaps more, he designed and partially built a “radiation emitting device that could be placed in the back of a van to covertly emit ionizing radiation strong enough to bring about radiation sickness or death,” according to an FBI complaint. Crawford offered his Death Ray (we’re calling it the Death Ray, FYI) to various synagogues and local Jewish groups as a weapon they could use against the “enemies of Israel.” The police were alerted and infiltrated Crawford’s plot. He and his accomplice now face fifteen years in prison.

So, back to the first question: What kind of KKK member offers a Death Ray to the Jews? The kind of KKK member that hates Muslims even more. Crawford referred to Muslims as “medical waste” and railed against President Obama for allowing them into the country. “He directed the ins to start bringing the muzzies here without background checks,” Crawford wrote in a text message two months ago, referring to the INS, the immigration agency that has not existed under that name for ten years.

Crawford was apparently under the impression that all he had to do was call up a synagogue, offer them a Muslim-killing Death Ray, and the Jews would take care of the rest for him. “Thank you, Glenn,” the rabbi would say. “We have been waiting for someone to give us a Death Ray. We’re going to go kill all the Muslims now.”

Original post: KKK Member Designed Death Ray to Kill ‘Enemies of Israel’ in Most Confusing Scheme Ever

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  • Sam Seed

    Fascinating, and all that time I was thinking it was something to do with chickens.

  • Tarig Musa

    the most accepted answer is it comes from the greek word Kuklos, meaning circle, and was ‘modified’ because rednecks can’t spell, so Kuklos clan, became Ku Klux Klan, basically meaning a circle (band) of brothers.

  • Heinz Catsup

    What kind of name is “Ku Klux Klan” anyway?

  • Tanveer Khan

    T_T I dread to think about it xD

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Probably be even more scared if it was one of the Ku Klux Klowns 🙂

  • Tanveer Khan

    I found one from Source Fed but i cant seem to find one by Comedy Central. Ill have another look.

  • Tanveer Khan

    True. But i would be equally terrified if it was a KKK member or a clown standing at the edge of my bed simply staring at me.

  • Tanveer Khan

    Its not funny at all T_T

  • Yausari

    time to invent radiation jubah and hijab.

  • Yausari

    I know right? I mean whats with da ugly makeup (IT”S NOT THAT FUNNY!!!)

  • CriticalDragon1177


  • Reynardine

    Wrong. Göhring.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Clowns usually don’t make death rays through, or murder innocent people in the name of defending the white race.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Sorry to hear that. I’m able to. Did you try to find it on youtube? If you can’t watch it here, you should try to find there, Its pretty hilarious.

  • Tanveer Khan

    I cant watch the video for some reason………anyone know the reason? 😀

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  • mindy1

    Good lord you cannot beat reality for insanity D:

  • Tanveer Khan

    They remind me of clowns…… I dont like clowns.

  • Sam Seed

    KKK are a right bunch of clowns, it’s time they called it a day and start loving. Those crazy outfits are silly.

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