Top Menu

Swiss Politician Calls for Ban on Muslim and Jewish Cemeteries; LW Proposes Ban on Shawarmas

Swiss to Ban shawarmas, food source of terrorists

Only dhimmis eat shawarmas!

Fellow comrades, this week we sent a powerful message to the stealth jihadists by banning minarets in Switzerland.  This was truly a watershed issue, one which I believe saved the country from the imminent stealth jihadist takeover and their terrorist plot to store nuclear warheads in their minarets.

But we must not stop here.  Rather, it is time to ride this wave of awareness to pass further legislation to curb radical Islam–and by this, I mean Islam in general.

It has come to my attention that Muslims use cemeteries to bury suicide bombers–often plotting future attacks from such locations and other ground based areas.  Furthermore, several Muslim cemeteries were funded by groups connected to someone whose brother knew someone whose neighbor was an unindicted co-conspirator in the WTC bombing, who also attended the same mosque that the mother of a member of CAIR attended–and as we all know, CAIR is a part of the Muslim Brotherhood and Al-Qaeda, a Wahhabist-Hezbollah and Al-Baik run organization, headed by Tariq Ramadan, Usama bin Ladin, and Haifa Wehbe.

The Jewish news source reports:

Swiss leader calls for Jewish cemetery ban

BERLIN (JTA) — A mainstream Swiss political leader is calling for a ban on separate Muslim and Jewish cemeteries.

Christophe Darbellay, president of the Christian Democratic People’s Party of Switzerland, made the statement in a television interview Tuesday, two days after Swiss voters passed an initiative to ban minarets.

The anti-minaret initiative came from the opposition ultra-conservative Swiss People’s Party and other right-wing political organizations. Critics say Darbellay is starting a “crusade” to attract voters by proposing similarly xenophobic measures.

Mainstream politicians and religious leaders across Europe have reacted with dismay to the anti-minaret vote.

According to the Swiss online daily Tagesanzeiger, Darbellay also wants to ban the wearing of burkas, head-to-toe veils worn by some fundamentalist Muslim women.

Darbellay reportedly said that existing cemeteries would not be affected by a ban, but that there should be no separate cemeteries in the future.

The Swiss People’s Party called for crackdowns on expressions of Muslim fundamentalism in 2006. Observers said the demand for separate cemeteries is an escalation.

Yesterday, the minarets.  Today, the cemeteries.  Tomorrow, shawarmas.  My research indicates that shawarmas are the number one food source of terrorists, and cutting off this supply will cause them to suffer from severe hypoglycemia, which shall considerably weaken their capacity to commit terrorism.

Jewish bagels are very close to the burqa wrapped jihad-shawarmas, so those ought to be banned too.  We must not slacken in our resolve.

Obert S. Pencer.

Disclaimer: The letter by “Obert S. Pencer” is fictional but the news story about cemeteries is real.

, , , , , , , , , , , ,

  • Umer

    Hilarious! Great job loonwatch!

  • Zeeshan

    Good Article

  • LOL

    Extremely hilarious article! I respect the fact that you guys don’t take them seriously. Poking fun at their idiocy is genius!

  • James

    One of our favorite loons, Ayaan Hirsi Ali on the Swiss ban on minarets.

    You see, it’s a vote for tolerance and inclusion!! LMAO

  • Danios

    Nabeela, you said:

    “…I have heard that Muslims are threatening to take their wealth out of Swiss banks…I don’t think that is the right way for Muslims to fight this ban…The right way would be to educate…”

    I agree with you 100% and disagree with you 0%. The Muslims ought to react in a calm and forgiving way, educating the masses. Threatening boycotts and other actions will only cause more friction and polarization, which is exactly what the anti-Muslim bigots want.


  • Danios

    Thanks, guys.

    I especially like the image we have above. I can’t take credit for photoshopping it, as I got some help with that. But it’s awesome, isn’t it?

    Anyways, it’s sad that they only realize it’s wrong when it’s against Jews…but when it’s against Moozlems, then no problem!


  • Al Ghanem


    Yes, Tariq Ramadan, a Swiss citizen, said of the UDC:-


    “The UDC has in the past demanded my citizenship be revoked because I was defending Islamic values too openly”

    The Swiss Minaret Initiative: Assuming our Responsibilities
    Wednesday 2 December 2009, by Tariq Ramadan


    He laments that Swiss Muslims have done nothing to educate the Swiss, which they probably will start doing now.

    In July 2008 Foreign Policy magazine listed the worlds top 100
    intellectuals after conducting a poll. The top 10 were all Muslim.

    here is a powerpoint presentation, Tariq Ramadan ranks in at number 8


    LOL We need more assertive voices like Tariq Ramadan in Switzerland.

    The Christian Democrat People’s Party leader who called for a ban on Muslim and Jewish cemeteries has withdrawn his call it seems. It is interesting to note that the CVP is the mainstream party and the UDC is the opposition, supposedly fringe extremist party. Also interesting, is that they did it to get one over the SVP.

    Swiss politician apologises over cemetery ban call
    The leader of Switzerland’s Christian Democrats apologised for calling for a ban on new Muslim and Jewish cemeteries
    Friday, 04 December 2009 16:50

    Darbellay has also proposed a ban on the Muslim burqa, or face veil. His comments are seen as a response to the rise of the populist Swiss People’s Party (SVP) which campaigned for the minaret ban.


  • Zatti

    Nabeela, excellent posts and points.

  • to Nabeela – you mentioned “It wouldn’t end there, these extremists would next target meat, and then say religon should be practiced secretly if they could”

    Well, as it so happens it appears that such was in fact, the case on the first attempt – the Swiss extremists wanted to ban zabeeha meat but they backed off when they realized that Jews also slaughter livestock in a similar manner. So they picked a target that they thought had no parallel to Jewish religion and culture – the minaret.

    See the following:

    An excerpt: “…the initial target of the Union Démocratique du Centre (UDC) campaign was due to be the Islamic method of animal slaughter – until the UDC realised that Jews, who also rely on ritual slaughter to produce kosher food, would immediately feel threatened.”

  • iSherif

    LOL! Hilarious… 🙂

  • Rahila

    Member of the Swiss Political Party that Pushed for Minaret Ban Converts to Islam
    By Jason Hamza van Boom

    Daniel Streich was a member of the Swiss People’s party (SVP), the political party that pushed the minaret ban initiative. Streich is a military instructor in the Swiss Army and a local politician in the commune of Bulle. Formerly a devout Christian, he converted to Islam–and kept it a secret for two years.

    Streich has left the SVP, made his conversion to Islam public, and has denounced the SVP’s anti-Muslim campaign as a witch hunt. As far as I can tell, this story has not broken in the English language press. So, I translated a news article on Streich from German to English, published at the Swiss news site Twenty Minutes Online. Here it is:

    Daniel Streich, military instructor and, until recently, a Swiss People’s Party (SVP) politician in the city of Bulle, has left the party. The reason: He converted to Islam. For two years he kept this secret from his ex-party. Now, with the “witch hunt against Islam,” this situation has become unbearable for him.

    He was a true SVPer and Christian. He read the Bible and regularly went to church. Now Daniel Streich, military instructor and community council member, reads the Qur’an, prays five times a day and goes to a mosque. “Islam offers me logical answers to important life questions, which, in the end, I never found in Christianity,” says Streich.

    Because he could no longer stand the “SVP’s witch hunt against Islam” Streich left the part two weeks ago (around November 10, 2009) and has made his conversion to Islam become publicly known two years after his conversion. Now he’s participating in the building of the new Civil Conservative Democratic Party in the canton of Freiburg. The former churchgoer is vehemently against the minaret initiative: “If the initiative passes, it will be an absolute deep blow for me. I would have to ask myself, why I applied myself professionally and politically for over 30 years for this political system.” In contrast, Switzerland urgently needs more mosques. “It is not worthy of Switzerland to force Muslims to practice their faith in back alleys.”

    Reactions in the SVP were mixed. “Everyone can believe what he wants to,” says General Secretary Martin Baltisser. SVP-National Council member Alfred Heer had a less friendly reaction. Politcal scientist Georg Lutz: “The SVP and Islam stand closer to each other than people suppose. Both advance a conservative worldview.”

    About the author:

    Jason Hamza van Boom was born in Oakland, California. He blogs at Tikkun Daily ( and is the host of Islam and Authors: On-Stage Conversations with Authors of New Books and Plays, sponsored by Islamic Cultural Center of Northern California ( and co-sponsored by Islamic Networks Group and Illume Media. He is the cultural programs coordinator at Islamic Cultural Center of Northern California, and a 2009-2010 Islamic Scholarship Fund recipient.
    Hamza is in the PhD program in the History of Christianity at Graduate Theological Union, Berkeley.

  • iHungarian

    Loool Danios. Awesome post. More, more. Loonwatch should dedicate a site to Obert S. Pencer. By the way, since Spencer has a dark black beard, do you think he is under the influence of stealth Jihad himself but does not realize it?

  • James

    Read on Raw Story that he has backed off on his comments.

  • Mahmoud

    Minarets, hijabs, beards, sharwarmas, etc. All part of the same creeping sharia stealth jihad plot by islamic supremacists to subdue to the west. Today you’re eating sharwarma – tomorrow you’re forced to wear burga – and the day after that you’re being stoned on the street for talking to a man.

    All muzlim influences must be forbidden by law. Protect our freedom!

  • Nabeela

    As I said in my earlier posts regarding the Swiss Minaret bans, the Swiss are generally against Religion. It wouldn’t end there, these extremists would next target meat, and then say religon should be practiced secretly if they could..

    Let’s see what Debbie Schlussel and Pamela Geller who were cheering on the Swiss ban on Minarets have to say about this ban on cemetries (both Jewish and Muslims).

    In their bigoted minds, they trumpeted the Swiss ban as a protest against Islam. They don’t realise or care (as the mainstream Jewish community does) that if any society that bans Islamic religous buildings or practices, will ban Jewish ones. Most Europeans see the two religons as being the same anyway. When the Danes were going to ban Kosher as being cruel, the Jewish community did actually get support against that from Danish Muslims.

    In the case of the Swiss, they are generally atheistic and detest religion.

    I have noted something strange about these neo con Jewish bigots not just Geller and Schlussel but others too..they seem to think that if America ever did do what they want, ie. ban Islam or expel Muslims as they seem to advocate, why would they not also expel Jews or ban Judaism? It would be the inquisition all over again.

    Why do these people think that it would end at Islam when their hostility towards Judaism is much deeper. In a Pew Poll a year or so back, i think over 60% Americans blamed Jews for killing Christ. After all even CUFI, which is supposed to be a philo semitic Christian organisation only support Jews because they want them to move to Israel, and put the Armaggedon in action. They see them as spiritually blind, in the same way they see the Muslims as spiritually blind. (rejecting Jesus as God)

    Back to the subject at hand, I have heard that Muslims are threatening to take their wealth out of Swiss banks, which is worrying the politicans and economists in Switzerland.

    I don’t think that is the right way for Muslims to fight this ban. Using economic incentives or a threat to withdraw wealth is little more than a bribe.

    The right way would be to educate the Swiss as to why they’re wrong, and why allowing Minarets and separate faith based cemetries are no threat to the Swiss way of life.

    What the Swiss should be doing is joining forces with Muslim organisations to fight extremists if that is what they fear. This has had much success in other European countries, like the UK, France, Spain etc.

    The Swiss have a lot of catching up to do.

Powered by Loon Watchers