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Allen West Pretty Sure Bowe Bergdahl’s Dad Made The White House A Mosque


Allen West Pretty Sure Bowe Bergdahl’s Dad Made The White House A Mosque

By Doktor Zoom (Wonkette)

OMG you guys! Disgraced former torturer Allen West, super-patriot and Muslim-Hunter extraordinaire, has been tipped off to some earth-shattering proof of Muslim perfidy and scary creeping — or galloping! — sharia law! After spending the weekend calling Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl a “deserter” and hinting that there’s something “nefarious” about his release from the Taliban, and about Bergdahl’s father, Bob Bergdahl (who apparently doesn’t hate Muslims enough at all), West has revealed a “bombshell”: Bob Bergdahl spoke Arabic at the White House! Not only that, but he pretty much made the White House a holy Muslim shrine by doing that, according to a very smart person who emailed Allen West.

West says that he got an email from Clare Lopez, a “former CIA operations officer” who knows all sorts of stuff about Islam and the Middle East, and who is a personal friend of one Allen West. Lopez completely blows the lid off a huge cover-up, he says!

She emailed me this morning a very poignant analysis that only someone knowing language and Islam could ascertain. She wrote:

“What none of these media is reporting is that the father’s (SGT Bowe Bergdahl’s father Bob) first words at the WH were in Arabic – those words were “bism allah alrahman alraheem” – which means “in the name of Allah the most gracious and most merciful” – these are the opening words of every chapter of the Qur’an except one (the chapter of the sword – the 9th) – by uttering these words on the grounds of the WH, Bergdahl (the father) sanctified the WH and claimed it for Islam. There is no question but POTUS knows this.”

Folks, there is a lot to this whole episode — like Benghazi — that we may never know. And this is not conspiracy theory, it is truth based upon Arabic and Islamic dogma and tradition.

Is America going to continue to let Barack Hussein Obama invite parents of rescued POWs to the White House and claim it for Islam? This is not a conspiracy theory, this is genuine honest-to-god disloyalty to America. Or maybe — and we’re going to go out on a limb here — it’s a routine phrase in Muslim Prayer that doesn’t actually have any magical power whatsoever, except perhaps the power to freak out wingnuts.

Get ready for a lot more of this idiocy, folks; somehow, the fact that Bowe Bergdahl’s dad is sympathetic to Muslims has also been Very Big with the Stupidest Man on the Internet. Here’s how terrifying Bob Bergdahl is: He said a phrase in Arabic, and then OBAMA HUGGED HIM! That just doesn’t wash off, you know.

Be afraid. Be very afraid. And while you’re at it, maybe you should buy some more guns.

[Allen West / Gateway Pundit]

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    • Mohamed Al Saadoon

      Little do the infidels know that our Muslamic Ray Guns are verbally activated!

    • Awesome

      I didn’t vote for him, and all the aforementioned were in even better shape before Bush showed up with his expensive, undeclared wars that no one wants, when gas was $1 a gallon. It would be absurd to try and say things would have been better if he weren’t president. For the most part, it doesn’t really matter who is in office, since things are still only progressing in one direction regardless. As I have already said, it’s just the same old song and dance, just with different players, whether the president is Bush, Obama or anyone else. They’re all figureheads and have as much say in what goes on as a hood ornament has in what goes on with the car its attached to.

    • BlkCon

      Why do you need to do all of the gymnastics? What gas price did ya boy inherit? What percentage of working adults did he inherit? What base rate of inflation did he inherit? What average cost of perishables (food) did he inherit? How much of ObamaCare did he inherit? I don’t care about ideology. I care about hard numbers. All of the aforementioned were in better shape than when he put his grubby hands in there.

    • Awesome

      Because neo-cons are all about “facts”… except of course when that facts don’t support their views. The right-wing loves to blame liberals, democrats, poor people, and minorities for everything, the left-wing loves to blame (neo)conservatives, republicans, independents and rich people for everything and the libertarians, survivalists, freethinkers and rugged individualists love to blame the government for everything. In the end, nothing changes. People are still people, and continue to do what people have always done for as long as they’ve been around.

    • Mehdi

      The absolute minimum is 5 days to 1 week in Istanbul, pure frustration otherwise.

    • Mehdi

      Mach’allah, beautiful. I love byzantine mosque architecture… How long are you staying?

    • Awesome

      It would seem that Bowe Bergdahl is a cosmopolitan philanthropist who unfortunately didn’t have much foresight when he joined the military. Like so many other US soldiers, he became disillusioned with the war, after realizing that it is illegal, unjust and immoral.

      Even if he deserted his post, it shouldn’t really matter too much, since Congress only ever authorized the use of military force in Afghanistan without ever officially declared war on the Taliban, “al-Qaida” or any other associated forces. Thus “treason” is not applicable (much to the chagrin of the bloodthirsty, war-mongering, xenophobic sociopaths), and at most, Bowe Bergdahl would be charged with desertion or being AWOL.

      With the winding down of the unofficially-declared war in Afghanistan, the release of prisoners is inevitable. I guess this means that the US military and what’s left of the coalition forces have secured the opium production and distribution for the CIA’s off-the-books drug money to fund its off-the-books projects? It’s hard to imagine that they would occupy a country for over a decade and then leave without at least gaining something from it. When it comes to the government, nothing ever really changes. It’s just the same old song and dance, just with different players, whether the president is Bush, Obama or anyone else. They’re all figureheads and have as much say in what goes on as a hood ornament has in what goes on with the car its attached to.

    • Reynardine

      I imagine that they are at least all required to wash their hands before they leave the bathroom, and perhaps even after picking their noses.

    • I’m so excited for you! Good luck w/ vowel harmony. Turkish=officially the most difficult language I have ever studied. Far and away harder (to me) than Arabic or Japanese.

    • rookie

      The media called you fear monger?! You must be werrry, werry importan person…

    • Mehdi

      Enjoy, i assume you will visit all the classics, try a boat ride up to the black sea, and there is nice restaurant called Hamdi near the Bosporus and galata bridge.

    • Mehdi

      I do remember the heat in Bosnia indeed, funny but the Atlantic coast in Morocco can be much milder…

  • Friend of Bosnia

    Glad to know that. Enjoy.

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