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The Threat of Islamist Plumbing: Handheld Bidets Coming to a Public Toilet Near You!

By on October 13, 2015 in Feature, Loon Media

Islamist plumbing

By Emperor

The Islamic transformation of America is near complete: all that is left is for the handheld bidets to be installed. That’s according to one of Fox News’ best anti-Islamist defender’s of Judeo-Christian civilization reporters, Todd Starnes.

A story about a Wichita, Kansas university chapel that removed its pews, (a move interpreted by one Christian student as a sinister Muslim plot conceived and led by a bunch of dhimmi Christians no less), led Starnes to pen the greatest article ever to save Judeo-Christian Western civilization AND at the same time save Americans the time and effort of cleaning their ass.

Starnes, expertly placed the Christian led move to remove the chapel’s pews in the broader context of that most pressing issue: the politically correct marginalization of Christianity and the march to inevitable and complete Islamization.

Starnes, writes warning us all of the impending future,

Muslims students have presented a petition calling for the university to install Islamic-friendly plumbing. They want handheld bidets installed in restrooms around campus.

This is what the Islamic transformation of a nation founded on Judeo-Christian values looks like, folks. The Christian faith is marginalized while the Islamic faith is given accommodation.

An abomination. Are Americans now going to be required to clean their butts? Sorry to be so crass here but what happened to the Constitutional right to walk around with dingleberries in your draws?

This is a rallying cry, we must take action against bidets and other forms of Islamist plumbing! Call your senator or local rep., start a petition! Also, don’t forget to thank that modern-day Charlemagne, Todd Starnes, who by the way also wants you to know that he wrote a book,

I documented this phenomenon in my latest book, “God Less America.” Check out the chapter titled, “One Nation Under Allah.”

These are critical times, even some of Fox News’ readers have had the wool pulled over their eyes. Commenter, Rufus Callahan even had the gall to claim, “i mean…handheld bidets would be nice…”

Bidets

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    • Brian Geary

      It’s almost as crass a religion as Judaism, which celebrates genital mutilation by having a party and serving bagels with lox.

    • Teed Rockwell

      As far as I know there is no requirement to use a bidet in Islamic law. It would have been pretty hard to find a bidet in 6th century Arabia. Bidet use is the norm in much of South Asia, however. My guess is that these students were Indians who preferred Bidets because they are used to them, and some of them also happened to be Muslims as well.

      At least French Islamophobes wouldn’t have raised this issue. My guess is that there was probably a Bidet in the Charlie Hebdo office washroom.

    • 1DrM

      You’ve been thoroughly refuted, and that’s the best you could come up in “response”? Repeating your whiny “I don’t agree” without any facts or specific refutation to back you up. You’ve got nothing, hasbaRat. Meanwhile in the real world,

      Western politicians/charlatans(religious and secular) continue bending over backwards to appease the terrorist ideology of Zionism, and it’s end waste product “israel,” even at the cost of their national interest. Thats your phony “judeo-christian” political prostitution at work.

      Finally, you demented gimp, show me where I “racially abused” you. Put up or shut up.

    • Reynardine

      Addendum: I live surrounded by these f…olks.

    • Reynardine

      I doubt that any Jewish Zionists are planning to sink into Gehenna at the Rapture, leaving the field to all the ril Chrischuns, which is how the latter are planning to have it turn out… maybe with the aid of a thermonuke.

    • Jekyll

      I believe they are real jackasses well so do I

    • Reynardine

      Emmm… I believe they are real jackasses. A jack will always fight with another jack. Unless you are bigger and your hooves are harder, stay away from them.

    • Reynardine

      I just started some scratch onion soup. Until you’ve done that, you don’t know the meaning of runny nose.

    • AJ

      Alhumdulillah!

    • Reynardine

      Below, please find a pre-pumpkin Jack O’Lantern, as they still make them in Cornwall. A big rutabaga is pretty impressive.

      No, it is my point. These were not mechanical acts, the way putting plastic bags on bread loaves is. Survival depended on them; they were numinous; they were sacred acts. Those were the days of the Farmer in the Dell, not the Farmer in the Deli.

    • Sam Seed

      LOL I think its the power in watts.

    • Sam Seed

      I knew it!

    • The greenmantle

      I always like the Lama poem One L lama is a priest , A two l llama is a beast and I bet a silk pajama there isnt any threeL lama.

      Ogden Nash (I think )

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