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PSA: If You’re White, Don’t Drink And Watch Fox News!


By Emperor

This just in! White Americans should be aware, drinking and watching Fox News is a toxic combination that may cause you to transform into a white supremacist terrorist seeking to perpetrate violence against minorities.

Take the recent example of John David Weissinger. Maybe he had a bit of hate in him, maybe he lost his job or his wife cheated on him. We’re told he suffers from anxiety and depression. He also enjoyed a brew or two or, well, lets say a lot more than two. Apparently, as his lawyer tells it, after binge watching Fox News for a week straight he decided to threaten the CAIR chapters in San Diego and Washington.

Malowney said Weissinger has problems with alcohol, anxiety and depression and had just finished watching a week of Fox News coverage on the Charlie Hebdo massacre in Paris when he threatened the CAIR offices.

“He barks when he’s drunk,” Malowney told the judge. “He was reeling from depression and anxiety.”

A female employee at CAIR’s Kearny Mesa office testified during a preliminary hearing last April that she came to work the morning of Jan. 15, 2015, and listened to a threatening voicemail left by Weissinger.

“In no way did we deserve the terror that Mr. Weissinger waged on us,” the employee, identified as Jane Doe, said in a recorded statement played in court Tuesday. “Domestic terrorism is unacceptable and must be stopped.”

This isn’t the first time a Fox News watcher has gone loony. Remember Randy Linn? He was the guy who said, “I only know what I hear on Fox News,” then one day drank 45 beers, and decided to burn down a mosque in Toledo, Ohio.

Prosecutors said Linn drove about two hours from his home to suburban Toledo on Sept. 30 and broke into the mosque where he poured gasoline on the rug and lit it on fire.

He estimated that he had drunk 45 beers over several hours before he decided to drive to Ohio.

Linn had several firearms in his car and carried a gun into the mosque, which was empty at the time.

The fanatical Islamophobic hate against CAIR has been going on for years and sadly it hasn’t only been the usual online suspects and celebrity Islamophobes. The hatemongers have included elected public officials who give succor to conspiracies about the group, as well as presidential candidates such as Ben Carson.

So please, please don’t drink and watch Fox News!

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    • Reynardine

      Not waiting for Voodoo Donuts. I frosted the Big Bundy myself.

    • Reynardine

      To whom it may concern: I believe Brother Tanveer turns seventeen on the 13th.

    • Reynardine

      If you are white and watch Fox News, you can get your face on a donut.

      (Bundy donut courtesy of Voodoodonut)

    • JS

      Ironically enough, but from my own personal experience, the female news anchors on Fox news seem to be the most revealing of them all…

    • Reynardine

      Ammosexuals who spread gunorrhea.

    • Jekyll

      Vanilla ISIS baby ICE

    • HSkol

      Well, I see you got the news through here. What the heck with the other place?

    • Morrigan Nic Cormac

      I wonder if the idea of feminism itself wasn’t designed to be polarizing. Far too much of modern feminism is hateful towards men in general or women who refuse to self-identify as feminists. When you look at who funded some of the leading lights of modern feminism such as Gloria Steinem perhaps that shouldn’t be a surprise. I doubt the CIA and corporate foundations were interested in bringing us all together as one big happy family to overthrow the system.

      I fully support equal rights for women and the redress of any legitimate grievances women have, as well as the right of each woman to define freedom in her own terms, and not those dictated by the media or society. But it seems that feminism has a monopoly on the concept of equality and “if you’re not a feminist, you’re a bigot” as Gloria Allred once said. This is like saying if you’re not a Republican, you’re a traitor.

      I can embrace ideas as you say without having to pin a label on myself and defend it. I can support women’s rights and reject feminism, just as I can support religious liberty without supporting religion.

    • mindy1

      Used to watch fox, can agree it can tweak at your nerves, but unless you are already nuts you will not kill because of it alone

    • Just_Stopping_By

      Every now and then it’s worth searching on stories about “terrorists” influenced by television. Stories come up more often than I would have expected.

    • Yausari

      So basically, fox news is an accessory for radicalization. Huh…

    • Reynardine

      I suspect you drink and watch Fox News.

    • Reynardine

      And now, for the real Fox News…

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